This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
what day is it and did you see me today?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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