Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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