Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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