Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
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