Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
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