I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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