I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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