She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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