we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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