he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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