I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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