Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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