The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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