I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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