He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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