So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Randomize
