my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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