Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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