her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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