and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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