Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Lo siento on account of my penis...
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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