Someone shit on the floor
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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