i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
she smelled like a LAN party
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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