similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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