whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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