I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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