Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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