i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Also, beer. Big fan.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
