I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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