But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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