My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
