Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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