quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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