I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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