it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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