yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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