I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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