they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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