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just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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