I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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