Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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