Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
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