found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Randomize
