It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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