"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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