I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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