I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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