I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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