but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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