Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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