I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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